Making CODE GAYASS Awesome

By Hemisphere, 27 September, 2008 11:45 PM

You read that right. Something to make Code Geass more awesome? How?

1. Take a fanart of Lelouch and C.C.’s daughter.

2. Spin some bullshit on the same level as Sunrise’s.

[22:13] <@Alkenshel> FUCK IT SUNRISE, MAEK IT HAPPEN
[22:13] <@Alkenshel> I mean, with all the bullshit they can spin off
[22:13] TIME RESET GEASS
[22:13] <@Alkenshel> hell, why not feature her in Nightmare of Nunally or something
[22:13] <@Alkenshel> DIMENSION/TIME RIPPING GEASS, HALLO THAR FATHER
[22:14] DIMENSION/TIME LOOPERS ENDLESS “MY MOTHER IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
[22:14] <@Alkenshel> yeah
[22:14] <@Alkenshel> FATHER WE MUST AVENGE MOTHER HRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:14] <@Alkenshel> FUCK MY DAUGHTER IS HOT
[22:15] RAPE X10
[22:15] <@Alkenshel> and knowing that she’s descended from C.C. I bet she’ll like it.
[22:15] OH YEAH

[22:16] <@Alkenshel> she’d also be a kickass tactician and have hax Geass power.
[22:16] <@Alkenshel> TIME REVERSAL OR SUMTIN
[22:16] I’m reminded of….
[22:16] <@Alkenshel> LOL YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.
[22:16] KNIGHTMARE OF NANALI
[22:17] <@Alkenshel> like I said
[22:17] <@Alkenshel> work her in Nightmare of Nanali or sumtin
[22:17] <@Alkenshel> I mean, it has enough bullshit
[22:17] work her in Nightmare of Nanali <- lol work her eh?
[22:17] <@Alkenshel> might as well add in “HELLO FATHER LELOUCH, I AM YOUR DAUGHTER”
[22:17] <@Alkenshel> nanali do not want.
[22:17] <@Alkenshel> I’m more into the sexy sly pizzabutt kind.
[22:18] HALLO FATHER LELOUCH, I’M YOUR DAUGHTER
[22:18] LELOUCH VI BRITTANIA COMMANDS YOU
[22:18] UNDRESS
[22:18] <@Alkenshel> BUT I HAS GEASS
[22:18] <@Alkenshel> WONT WORK ON ME
[22:18] <@Alkenshel> BTW YOU COULDVE JUST ASKED
[22:18] I’M YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHER BITCH
[22:18] <@Alkenshel> SINCE MOMMY TOLD ME ABOUT THESE THINGS

[22:19] <@Alkenshel> OH MY GOD I HAVE A FUCKING DAUGHTER AND SHE IS SMOKING HOT
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> HER GEASS IS ALSO HAX
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> OH DEAR LORD I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
[22:20] I CAME
[22:20] LIKE, BUCKETS
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> BUCKETS INDEED
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> AND IF SHE WERE IN THE ANIME
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> FIRST THING SHE’D DO IS KILL OUGI
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> THAT ASSHOLE
[22:20] I WOULD BREAK MY PENIS ENGINE
[22:20] <@Alkenshel> THEN ABORT VILETTA’S CHILD
[22:21] <@Alkenshel> WITH A VARIS
[22:21] FALCON PUNCH IT
[22:21] <@Alkenshel> THEN SHE’D KICK KALLEN’S ASS IN THE GUREN
[22:21] <@Alkenshel> WHILE PILOTING A SUTHERLAND
[22:21] USING A FIRST GEN. KNIGHTMARE FRAME
[22:21] <@Alkenshel> ANDI CANT STOP FAPPING
[22:21] I BROKE MY PENIS ENGINE

[22:39] <@Alkenshel> WTF
[22:39] <@Alkenshel> WHY IS MY NINTH GENERATION FRAME GETTING ITS ASS KICKED
[22:39] <@Alkenshel> AND SHE’D JUST TAUNT KALLEN OVER THE TRANSMISSION ALA CC STYLE
[22:40] KALLEN
[22:40] Y U SO NOOB
[22:40] <@Alkenshel> LOL LOOK I USE SUTHERLAND
[22:40] <@Alkenshel> I KICK UR ASS
[22:40] <@Alkenshel> JUST WAIT TILL I USE MY DADDY’S MECHA
[22:41] THEN I RAPE YOU BLIND BITCH
[22:41] <+manga> Shinkuro blew up
[22:41] <+manga> with that aspect Lulu must have gotten a new one
[22:42] <@Alkenshel> RAPE YOU BLIND ROFL
[22:43] <@Alkenshel> GINO + KALLEN 9TH GEN FRAME TEAM UP DOES JACK SHIT
[22:43] <@Alkenshel> O LOL I CANT BELIEVE DADDY AND UNCLE SUZZIE HAD A PROBLEM WITH THIS
[22:43] <@Alkenshel> UNCLE SUZZIE OHLAWL
[22:43] OH LOL THIS BITCH IS SO EASY
[22:44] <@Alkenshel> THESE BITCHES SO DAMN NUB
[22:44] IT’S LIKE DADDY AND UNCLE SUZZY WERE GOING EASY ON HER ASSHOLE
[22:44] <@Alkenshel> Gino+ Kallen tag remember
[22:44] <@Alkenshel> thats after she aborts Viletta and throws Ougi into mount Fuji
[22:44] lol Gino + Kallen tag is about as useful against that as Knight of 4 was.
[22:44] <@Alkenshel> THERE’S YOUR BELOVED JAPAN LAWL
[22:45] <@Alkenshel> oh god i would fap over that
[22:45] <@Alkenshel> OH GOD FAPPING
[22:45] I CAN’T STOP
[22:45] <@Alkenshel> I KNOW

[22:47] <@Alkenshel> HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:48] keikaku doori
[22:48] <@Alkenshel> AND SHE WOULD BE FUCKING UNTOUCHABLE THANKS TO HER GEASS
[22:48] Tagalog porn ftl
[22:48] <@Alkenshel> “OHLAWL BLACK KNIGHTS”
[22:48] KOS-MOS Swimsuit is untouchable.
[22:49] <@Alkenshel> I’M IN UR BATTLEFIELD KILLIN UR KNIGHTMARES WITH A SUTHERLAND
[22:49] <@Alkenshel> CANT STOP FAPPING HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
[22:49] O LOL KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND, Y U ALL SO EASY.
[22:49] FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
[22:49] <@Alkenshel> YU DO THIS KNIGHTS OF ROUND
[22:50] <@Alkenshel> UNCLE SUZZIE TOOK YOU ALL DOWN EASY
[22:50] <@Alkenshel> KNIGHT OF ONE IN TWO SECS LAWL
[22:50] KNIGHT OF ONE IN ONE SECOND
[22:50] Knight of One (Hit Kill)
[22:50] O KNIGHT OF ONE
[22:50] UR GEASS SO LOSE
[22:51] <@Alkenshel> LOL UR GEASS SO SUX
[22:51] <@Alkenshel> READ THE FUTURE VERSUS TIME MANIPULATION LAWL

[22:55] <@Alkenshel> I’M HERE TO AVENGE MY MOMMY
[22:55] <@Alkenshel> DADDY LELOUCH, LET’S KICK ASS
[22:55] <@Alkenshel> I HAS TIME MANIPULATION GEASS
[22:55] I CAN HAS BRITTANIA?
[22:55] <@Alkenshel> OLAWL I KILL KNIGHTMARES WITH A SUTHERLAND
[22:55] <@Alkenshel> and Lelouch just goes
[22:55] Manga: I shut off this convo.
[22:55] <@Alkenshel> JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST, I HAVE A DAUGHTER THIS HAWT
[22:55] LELOUCH GOES:
[22:55] Lance of Longius Megane lawl.
[22:56] OH GOD I CAN’T STOP FAPPING TO MY DAUGHTER
[22:56] <@Alkenshel> OH GAWD
[22:56] COME HERE DARLING
[22:56] DADDY WANTS SOME PRIVATE TIME
[22:56] <+manga> It is better than anything Code Geass has done this year so :)
[22:56] <+manga> thatエs why I want to freaking save it
[22:56] LOL
[22:56] Truth.
[22:56] <@Alkenshel> and she’d constantly cockblock her daddy
[22:56] <@Alkenshel> and/or uncle suzzie
[22:56] <+manga> It is the Lance of Longinus they are using
[22:56] <@Alkenshel> SORRY DADDY BUT MOMMY SAID NO ASS FOR YOU

[23:11] <@Alkenshel> OH GOD I CAN JUST IMAGINE HER KEIKAKU DOORI FACE
[23:11] <@Alkenshel> FAPPING AGAIN
[23:11] <+manga> why repeating the same phrases?
[23:11] MY FAPS WILL MAKE EVEN GOD SHUDDER
[23:12] <@Alkenshel> SHE WILL MAKE EVEN SUZAKU SHUDDER AND QUESTION HIS HOMOLUST
[23:12] I HAS SUCH A HOT NIECE OMG
[23:12] UH CAN WE CONTINUE THIS LATER LELOUCH?

*The other party involved is Ci, but too bad his name’s not indicated there.

3. Make it slightly more coherent.

For the slightly-serious version:

Lelouch and CC’s daughter from the future, using her Time Manipulation Geass, rips herself a path from the future to the present. Her Geass, the ability to bend time to her will, is brought about by her father’s desire for the future, and her mother’s desire to die in the future. Deprived of the only family that she had, the name that she was given and stuck in a future that she did not wish for, she brings herself to a time in which she can change everything. With her father’s tactical genius and her mother’s slyness, she is truly a force to be reckoned with. As well as being a formidable Knightmare pilot, she prefers to stay by her father’s side in order to watch the events that unfold carefully, and prevent the tragedy that would eventually befall her parents.

Unlike her father, she harbors a great deal of cynicism and anger towards the “future” that Lelouch envisions. Could there be something wrong with the future that his Zero Requiem has planned for?

Non-serious version:

Okay, fuck. Lelouch and CC’s daughter in the Geass animu, since I don’t exactly know how to work her in the NoN manga even though it’s got enough bullshit to make it plausible. She could have sent herself back in time because MY MOTHER IS DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD/MY PARENTS ARE DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. She’s be a fucking hax in tactics, and she’d be completely broken in a Knightmare due to her Geass. LOL SUTHERLAND VERSUS KALLEN IN A SEITEN, OLAWL EASY MODE. She’d also be a cocktease much like her mom, constantly teasing Lelouch or Suzaku – or as we call him, UNCLE SUZZIE LAWL. Also she’d have one hot keikaku doori face.

FUCK. TRAIN OF THOUGHT DERAILED. FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHTTTTTTTTT

4. Fap as if the end of the world comes tomorrow.

16 Responses to “Making CODE GAYASS Awesome”

  1. [...] into explaining everything about why Sunrise should have this daughter appear in the show with a brilliant post about what he´d do if it came [...]

  2. [...] I need to hang around 4chan more. It actually sounds plausible, but I’m quite disappointed Lelouch and C.C.’s daughter won’t come out. * Kanon shows up and applies a portable Geass canceler to Schneizel, who [...]

  3. Algester says:

    -_- lol wut?…… i was lurking this convo and cant make sense into all those RAEG parts -_-

  4. Zeroblade says:

    I’m starting to get worried for you now.

  5. [...] by a converastion between me and Hemisphere of Mou! Yamete! She’d have time-bending Geass that’d enable her to backtrack to the past and annihilate [...]

  6. Hemisphere says:

    I even have a name for her! Lucia Vi Britannia (ルシア ヴィ ブリタニア)!

    I SECOND CI, UNLIMITED DOUJIN WORKS ON THIS ONE NOW PLZ! MUCH MADE OF HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH AND FAPPING WIN!

  7. Rooked says:

    LOL. That would be the best plot twist ever.

  8. drastikhate says:

    haha the world is doomed! +=DDDD

  9. Kresnik says:

    Yes, it’s official. Hemi is officially broken, apparently his testosterone got the best of him. My condolences to you.

  10. GARbej says:

    I have no idea what’s going on, but I like what I’m seeing.

  11. [...] 5, 2008 No, really, I’m glad. (THIS IS A NSFW LINK .IT IS MADE OF NSFW AND LOST [...]

  12. Zakarum says:

    I am soooo confused… :<

    Maybe it would make sense if I watched Code Geass

  13. Hemisphere says:

    Best if you guys don’t understand what happened. Trust me.

    It’s like going into the mind of a psychotic killer.

  14. Zakarum says:

    Now I’m scared T_T

    Naa I’m kidding, but you see why I’ve never used mirc EVAR

  15. [...] Code Geass since there is already someone with an infinite amount of time who can tell you how to improve on [...]

  16. eternal says:

    if what you just suggested a thrid season of code geass i would seriously watch it. It actually sounds interesting

Leave a Reply

Panorama Theme by Themocracy