THE EPIC TRAVAILS OF LIMEFUCKER AND HIS FAP HAPPY LIFE
#dasaku. Where a simple conversation on soft drinks:
01[22:53] <@Alkenshel> SORRY CHAP BUT I’M QUITE AVERSE TO THE SOFTDRINKS, HEALTH ISSUES AND ALL
[22:53] <+Ci> Oh shi- this is like kemeko deluxe porn
[22:53] <@saturnine> yeah
[22:53] <@saturnine> I only drink Coke Light nowadays
[22:53] <@saturnine> Coke Light and isotonic drinks
[22:53] <@saturnine> fucking soft drinks suck
[22:53] <+Cokematic> eww coke light :(
[22:53] <@saturnine> sucks shit faggot
[22:53] <+Ci> no water ;____________;
[22:53] <@saturnine> lol what
[22:53] <+Cokematic> I want some fucking LIME COKE
[22:53] <@saturnine> duh water obviously
[22:53] <+Cokematic> they dont sell LIME FUCKING COKE in hong kong
[22:53] <+Ci> LIME COKE
[22:53] <@saturnine> but I meant in terms of soft drinks
[22:53] <+Ci> WHAT THE HELL
06[22:53] * @Alkenshel hands Cokematic some VANILLA COKE
[22:53] <@saturnine> how about
01[22:53] <@Alkenshel> DESPAIR
[22:53] <+Ci> SHIT SUCKS
01[22:53] <@Alkenshel> BITCH
01[22:53] <@Alkenshel> DESPAIR
With a pretty innocent jab:
[22:53] <@saturnine> COKE FUCKING LIME
[22:53] <@saturnine> HEY COKEMATIC
[22:54] <@saturnine> GO FUCK A LIME
[22:54] <@saturnine> GET IT!?
[22:54] <+Ci> HA HA HA
And a rather innocent reply:
[22:54] <+Cokematic> I’d fuck a lime if they sold limes in hong kong
Turns into this.
[22:54] <@saturnine> let’s all send CRATES OF LIMES
[22:54] <+Cokematic> everyone is all about the LEMONS
[22:54] <@saturnine> TO COKE ON HIS BIRTHDAY
[22:54] <@saturnine> CRATES
01[22:54] <@Alkenshel> RECORD THE FUCKING COKE.
01[22:54] <@Alkenshel> WE’RE GONNA MAKE MONEY OFF IT.
[22:54] <+Ci> SWEET
[22:54] <@saturnine> LIMEY FUCK LIMEY FUCK IT’S AWWWRIGHT
[22:54] <+Cokematic> i’d accept limes as a form of payment :O
[22:55] <+Cokematic> yesssssssssss
[22:55] <@saturnine> …
[22:55] <+Ci> MY LIMES!
01[22:55] <@Alkenshel> LIME ACTUARIAN SEX.
[22:55] <@saturnine> you can’t buy manga with limes
03[22:55] * Deathseeker (~panther@The.Deathseeker) has joined #dasaku
[22:55] <@saturnine> or anime for that matter
[22:55] <@saturnine> :(
01[22:55] <@Alkenshel> WRONG SAT
[22:55] <+Cokematic> D:
01[22:55] <@Alkenshel> YOU CAN BUY MANGA OR ANIMU WITH MONEY FROM LIME PORN BY COKE
[22:55] <@saturnine> <+Cokematic> i’d accept limes as a form of payment :O <– you would have over 9000 of them.
[22:55] <@saturnine> LOL
01[22:55] <@Alkenshel> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUND IT
[22:55] <+Ci> I HAVE OVER 9000 LIMES
[22:55] <+Cokematic> lol
[22:55] <+Ci> I WILL SEND THEM TO COKE FOR THIS EPIC SEX
01[22:56] <@Alkenshel> KING OF LIMES, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH LIBIDO?!
[22:56] <@saturnine> LIME IS YOUR BODY AND PULP IS YOUR BLOOD!?
[22:56] <+Cokematic> coke the limefucker ;_;
01[22:56] <@Alkenshel> CHANGE YOUR NAME TO LIMEFUCKER NOW
It gets crazier from here on.
03[22:58] * Cokematic is now known as LIMEFUCKER
[22:58] <@saturnine> stop hanging out in so many gay channels
[22:58] <+LIMEFUCKER> THERE WE GO
[22:58] <@saturnine> YAY
[22:58] <@saturnine> COKE WINS
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> FFFFFFFFFF YES
[22:58] <+Ci> AWESOME
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> FATALITY
03[22:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +h LIMEFUCKER
[22:58] <@saturnine> P-P-PROMOTIONS!
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> YOU WIN
[22:58] <+Ci> shit man coke
[22:58] <+Ci> YOU FUCKING WIN
[22:58] <@saturnine> ALL HAIL THE LIMEMAN
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> HEY LIMEFUCKER HERE’S THE KEYS TO YOUR OFFICE
[22:58] <+Ci> I LOST MY LIMES
[22:58] <@saturnine> ALL HAIL THE MAGICIAN LIMEMAN!
[22:58] <@saturnine> ALL HAIL THE FUCKING MAGICIAN LIMEMAN!
[22:58] <%LIMEFUCKER> lol
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> MOTHERFUCKING LIMES MAN
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> DAT LIME
01[22:58] <@Alkenshel> YOU’D TAP IT
[22:59] <+Ci> GATE OF FUCKING LIMES
[22:59] <Deathseeker> I expect to see new flavor soon for the coke line.
[22:59] <Deathseeker> Lime Coke
[22:59] <Deathseeker> It better be in C;H.
01[22:59] <@Alkenshel> BITCH WHAT
[22:59] <%LIMEFUCKER> [23:01] <Deathseeker> Lime Coke <——- “…………..”
[22:59] <Luceid> XD
[22:59] <@saturnine> …….
01[22:59] <@Alkenshel> IS LIMEFUCKER GONNA HAVE TO FUCK A LIME
[22:59] <%LIMEFUCKER> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_with_Lime
[22:59] <@saturnine> LOLLLLLLLL
[22:59] <%LIMEFUCKER> PANTHER -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_with_Lime
[22:59] <@saturnine> roflmaomsda;hrwjael
[22:59] <%LIMEFUCKER> PANTHER -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_with_Lime
[22:59] <%LIMEFUCKER> PANTHER -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_with_Lime
01[22:59] <@Alkenshel> JUST TO PROVE A POINT?!
[22:59] <+Ci> ISN’T IT FUCKING SAD, LIMEFUCKER
[22:59] <%LIMEFUCKER> I LOLED SO HARD
01[22:59] <@Alkenshel> SO SAD LIMEFUCKER
[23:00] <+Ci> PIMP LIME IS PIMP
[23:00] <Deathseeker> :(
[23:00] <Deathseeker> AFK
01[23:00] <@Alkenshel> DAT LIMES
01[23:00] <@Alkenshel> KILL YOURSLEF PANTHER
[23:00] <+Ci> TUFFLIMES
01[23:00] <@Alkenshel> YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME AND DISHONOR TO LIMEFUCKER AND HIS QUALITY LIMES
02[23:00] * Algester (~Ragnarok_@A8B6B5BD.662D8886.F5A1067F.IP) Quit (Quit: .<UPP>.)
01[23:00] <@Alkenshel> THAT HE IS FUCKING
[23:00] <+Ci> QUALITY LIMES
01[23:00] <@Alkenshel> RATHER, THAT HE WOULD FUCK
[23:00] <%LIMEFUCKER> fucking limes mmm
[23:01] <+Ci> MYSTIC LIMES OF FUCKING PERCEPTION BITCH
[23:01] <Luceid> LIME OF PROMISED VICTORY
01[23:02] <@Alkenshel> FUCKING LIMEFUCKER
03[23:03] * saturnine changes topic to ”dasaku.net – ITC FFFFFFFFFF, TITPORN AND LIMEFUCKER, THE FUCKING MAGICIAN, ALL DAY, ALL THE TIME (when he’s not looking for limes to fuck)’
[23:03] <%LIMEFUCKER> lolol
[23:03] <+Ci> lololololololol
03[23:03] * Dicksplosion is now known as Alkenshel
01[23:03] <@Alkenshel> LOLOLOLOL
[23:03] <%LIMEFUCKER> omg .. im dying from laughing so hard XD
01[23:03] <@Alkenshel> YOU LIMEFUCKING MAGICIAN
[23:03] <+Ci> LAUGHING LIMES FUCK YES
01[23:03] <@Alkenshel> FUCK YES LIMEFUCKER
[23:04] <Impz> omg.
[23:04] <@saturnine> hi Impz
[23:04] <Impz> ….this is SO WRONG A TIME TO COME BACK
[23:04] <@saturnine> if you have spare cash please mail Cokematic some limes
01[23:04] <@Alkenshel> YOU ARE THE BEST ACTUARY EVER
[23:04] <@saturnine> LOL
[23:04] <Impz> cos i am fucking drinking lime juice
[23:04] <Impz> OF ALL THINGS.
[23:04] <@saturnine> FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST LIME
[23:04] <@saturnine> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
[23:04] <+Ci> HOLY SHIT
[23:04] <+Ci> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[23:04] <@saturnine> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01[23:04] <@Alkenshel> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[23:04] <@saturnine> LIMEFUCKER EVER
[23:04] <Luceid> I like lime squash..
[23:04] <@saturnine> ;ksgjhk;ghsgdsa3
[23:04] <+Ci> THE POWER OF LIMES
[23:04] <Impz> I AM A LIMEFUCKER
01[23:04] <@Alkenshel> LIMEFUCKER IS NOW FUCKING YOUR THROAT IMPZ
[23:04] <@saturnine> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[23:04] <Impz> LIMEDRINKER!
[23:04] <Impz> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[23:05] <+Ci> DRINK MY JUICE OF LIMES
01[23:05] <@Alkenshel> ENJOY UR LIMEFUCK’D
[23:05] <Impz> ewwwwwwwwww, noooooooooo
[23:05] <Impz> I AM LIMEROLLED!
[23:05] <@saturnine> enjoy Lime’s juice!
[23:09] <@saturnine> IT’S A CONSPIRACY
[23:09] <+limefucker> want
[23:09] <+limefucker> limes
[23:09] <Luceid> i sense conspiracy
[23:09] <+limefucker> D:
01[23:09] <@Alkenshel> DEPRIVING OUR LIMEFUCKER OF HIS PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS
[23:09] <@saturnine> THEY DON’T WANT TO LET COKE DRINK HIS LIME
[23:09] <+limefucker> I KNOW
01[23:09] <@Alkenshel> OR FUCK IT FOR THAT MATTER
[23:09] <Luceid> a tool for brainswashing
[23:10] <+limefucker> they know ill drink em bankrupt
[23:10] <+Ci> HE CAN’T HAVE HIS LIME
[23:10] <@saturnine> hey hey you know what
[23:10] <+Ci> OR FUCK IT
[23:10] <Impz> hey oh panther is here.
[23:10] <@saturnine> I have a suspicion
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> QUICK CI
[23:10] <@saturnine> when Coke gets his Lime Coke?
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> TO THE LIMEMOBILE
[23:10] <@saturnine> he will ACE ALL HIS ACTURIAL EXAMS
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> SHIP HIM HIS >9000 LIMES
[23:10] <Impz> deathseeker panther, get back!
[23:10] <+Ci> HOLY ONE LIMER LIMEMAN!
[23:10] <@saturnine> ACTUARIES EXCEL THROUGH THE POWER OF LIME COKE
[23:10] <@saturnine> IT’S A CONSPIRACY
[23:10] <+Ci> LIMES AREN
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> FFFFFFFFFFFFF
[23:10] <@saturnine> NO WONDER MALAYSIA SUCKS AT ACTURIAL SCIENCE
[23:10] <+limefucker> [23:13] <@saturnine> he will ACE ALL HIS ACTURIAL EXAMS <– id rather fail for life than drink diet coke
[23:10] <+Ci> *AREN’T A LAUGHING MATTER ROBIN
[23:10] <@saturnine> :(
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> NO U FGT LIMEFUCKER
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> WE MEANT COKE WITH LIME
[23:10] <Luceid> maybe they put some aphrodisiac inside of lime coke..
[23:10] <@saturnine> YEAH
01[23:10] <@Alkenshel> NOT DIET COKE WITH LIME
[23:10] <+limefucker> oh
[23:10] <@saturnine> NOT DIET COKE WITH LIME
[23:10] <+limefucker> good
[23:11] <+limefucker> but
[23:11] <+limefucker> i failed while in canada >.>
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> U + LYFTYM LIME COKE SUPPLY
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> = ??????
[23:11] <+limefucker> and we had lime coke
[23:11] <+Ci> = PROFIT
[23:11] <+limefucker> D:
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> ALSO FUCKING CI
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> HE’D FUCK THOSE TENDER SWEET LIMES SENSELESS.
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> NO MATTER HOW FRESH.
01[23:11] <@Alkenshel> HOW RIPE.
[23:11] <+Ci> FUCKING PROFIT FOR LIMES BITCHES
01[23:12] <@Alkenshel> BUT FUCK THAT
01[23:13] <@Alkenshel> SO LIMEFUCKER
01[23:13] <@Alkenshel> I HEARD YOU WOULD FUCK ANY LIME NO MATTER HOW RIPE.
[23:13] <+limefucker> i like em young and firm
01[23:13] <@Alkenshel> WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A SIT OVER HERE.
[23:13] <@saturnine> limefucker: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Profit
[23:14] <@saturnine> ED basically lists any and all memes
[23:14] <@saturnine> so it’s helpful that way
[23:14] <@saturnine> Delicious Loli
[23:14] <@saturnine> Delicious loli is a truly delicious kind of profit, outranking all profits save lulz. The raep of a Loli is one of the ultimate goals of any Anon as it is a vital step towards winning the internets, and life itself. Remember, the more lolis that you raep before getting V& the more of a success your life has been. Also, nevar forget, stick it in the pooper.
[23:14] <@saturnine> kids, do not try this at home
[23:14] <@saturnine> and by “at home” I mean IRL
01[23:14] <@Alkenshel> MY GOD SAT
01[23:15] <@Alkenshel> HOW UTTERLY OFFTOPIC CAN YOU GET
[23:15] <@saturnine> YA I KNO
[23:15] <@saturnine> BUT SINCE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LIMERAEP
[23:15] <@saturnine> HEY! IT’S ONLY 3 LETTERS DIFFERENCE
[23:15] <@saturnine> LOLIRAEP AND LIMERAEP
01[23:15] <@Alkenshel> Delicious lime is a truly delicious kind of profit, outranking all profits save lulz. The raep of a lime is one of the ultimate goals of any Anon as it is a vital step towards winning the internets, and life itself. Remember, the more limes that you raep before getting V& the more of a success your life has been. Also, nevar forget, stick it in the pooper.
[23:15] <+Ci> WIKI THAT LIME SHIT
01[23:16] <@Alkenshel> NAO MOAR RELEVANT
01[23:16] <@Alkenshel> Delicious lime is a truly delicious kind of profit, outranking all profits save lulz. The raep of a lime is one of the ultimate goals of any Canadian actuary as it is a vital step towards winning the internets, and FAP itself. Remember, the more limes that you raep before getting V& the more of a success your life has been. Also, nevar forget, stick it in the pooper.
[23:16] <@saturnine> LOLLLLLLL
[23:17] <+Ci> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[23:17] <@saturnine> ldsfhwalrafdas
[23:17] <@saturnine> THREAD OVER
[23:17] <+Ci> FGSDSFSG
[23:17] <@saturnine> CHANNEL WIN
[23:17] <@saturnine> !!!!!
[23:17] <@saturnine> GAME SET MATCH
01[23:17] <@Alkenshel> GAME OVER MAN
[23:17] <+Ci> FINAL DESTINATION HAS BEEN REACHED
01[23:17] <@Alkenshel> PROFIT HAS BEEN REALIZED
[23:17] <+limefucker> LOL
01[23:17] <@Alkenshel> >9000 INTERNETS HAS BEEN AWARED
[23:17] <Luceid> thank you for playing
01[23:17] <@Alkenshel> >9000 INTERNETS HAS BEEN AWARDED
[23:17] <+Ci> OVER 9000
[23:18] <+limefucker> new motto for my blog has been found
[23:18] <+Ci> we have made history gentlemen.
[23:18] <+Ci> GENTLEMEN
01[23:18] <@Alkenshel> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.
01[23:18] <@Alkenshel> ONE GIANT LULZ FOR DASAKU.
[23:19] <+limefucker> i finally ahve something to put on my ABOUT page!
[23:19] <Luceid> lulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulzlulz
[23:19] <+Ci> \o) \o/ (o/
So I heard someone just recently joined the #dasaku bin of loonies and convicts? DESPAIR, ALL YE WHO ENTER!
PS. Cokematic LIMEFUCKER is a fucking magician because of his being an actuary. And the FAP refers to this.
Themocracy
Thank the heavens I do not ever drink lime juice.
[...] chatlog is up on Hemi’s blog (NSFW!) [...]
What in lime-fucking heavens…
I have no idea what the lime-fuck any of this means ;_;
And VANILLA COKE is the only Coke I can stand to drink. Otherwise it’s all Pepsi.
@Zakarum: My god Vanilla Coke is the one Coke that I cannot drink. You must have tastebuds of steel.
vanilla coke @_@… hmm yeah should there be a flavor of it out again ill get it again @_@ funky taste @_@ hmmm cokematic and all things about coke jokes @_@ interestingly put lolz now let us all try nitori flavored pepsi @_@ aka cucumber cola
It’s just another #dasaku night out!