Hemi-killer

By Newprimus, 20 November, 2009 4:46 PM

How to achieve a certain, sure-fire, one-shot kill against a certain Hemisphere? Comrades in debauchery, I have discovered such a method. She is from phi-age’s upcoming game, Shape Shifter, and her name is Natia.

Let me babble some specs to you folks.

Natia, glory defined.

She’s a mahou senshi from another world. And an ultra-hot bishoujo.

There is no compensation here, only huge pointy bits of awesomeness.

She fights with a sword. And then with a REALLY big sword (see above).

Apples are good for your health.

She speaks in one of those old honorable samurai warrior kind of dialects, and looooooooves apple pie. And it’s as if she grew up in a world without men, cause she is utterly devoid of the usual sense of shame and self-consciousness when the protagonist stumbles upon her in the bath…in her complete, utterly glorious form. Lastly she’s also got a calm yet passionate, straightforward personality and has a good heart to carry the dude after he faints from the mentioned bath scene all the way to his room, and then sleep next to him, IN THE NUDE, to provide his body warmth. All without a tint of shame, reservations or cultural self-consciousness of what she’s doing.

You think you know what's going to happen in this scene, but you're fortunately wrong.

That sound you’re hearing, aside from the one made by your member breaking free of its fabric confines, is probably Hemi in deathly throes of cataclysmic moegasm. To summarize: ultra-hot bishoujo mahou senshi, huge sword, no experience with opposite sex whatsoever, great personality, wonderful voice fitting her samurai dialect, and loves apples. All that combined with phi-age’s fantastic art style and their gaming engine—which if you’ve ever played their earlier game Owarinaki Natsu, you’ll know is almost cinematic in sheer dynamism and quality.

Who needs the sun when you've got sunrise in sheets next to you?

Clearly you can all now see why I labeled this post “Hemi-killer,” because if there is ever anything that can cause him to go into explosive ejaculations, it would be this game and its frontwoman, Natia.

Obviously now my #1 game to look forward to. Like Yuma, our protagonist below, I can’t wait.

January 29th, 2010 is too far away....

And probably neither can Hemi.

12 Responses to “Hemi-killer”

  1. Kresnik says:

    Finally something that can make you look away from ECO.
    Yeah, I’ll be getting this title despite maybe it will be a your everyday moe-ge (nuki-ge, I hope not)..
    Having more than half of CV from Owarinaki should not turn out badly..

  2. Wrathkal says:

    I echo Kresnik: something that can make you look away from ECO is GOOD.

    Combination of ‘no experience with the opposite sex’ and the ‘great personality’ is really win!

  3. Hemisphere says:

    OH MY GOD THIS IS SO MO-HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

  4. randompasserby says:

    cleanup on aisle three!

    @kresnik why are u not playing eco anymore >.< ?
    those crazy grindanz time are long gone now so no worries bout that..

    • Kresnik says:

      I think somebody forget that they left the helpless me in the Tower of Light and later I got butchered..

      Well, I also got busy at work and playing new titles took the rest of my time. Well, if you guys were on a fun event, call me up..

  5. [...] Hemisphere is hyped with Shapeshifter, I went to check out their page too. They’re already having trial version out too and there [...]

  6. Newprimus says:

    And I just realized that Shape Shifter should really be Shapeshifter. Baaauuwawawawwawa.

  7. MA says:

    Only Playing trial and that already make me almost die from bloodloss
    Can’t wait for full version

  8. [...] up from what Newprimus said about Shapeshifter and it’s lead heroine Natia, yes. She broke what little moe defenses I [...]

Leave a Reply

Panorama Theme by Themocracy