The Point

By , 4 March, 2011 1:03 AM

I have been just abso-fucking-lutely lazy.

Lemme get some quickies out of the way. Previous titles I’ve played, as well as my REALLY quick, short impressions, are as follows. Bloody Rondo was unbelievably disappointing shit but I <3 Luna and Alice despite their motherfucking routes, Draculius blew my fucking mind so go play Draculius now omg, Damamuko was meh and it made me want to rip my penis off, Orange Memories = Hinoto fuckans despite the occasionally crap art, HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT RYUHEI AND SOL IN SOUKYUU NO SOLEIL, and of course, KAMIDORI TRIAL KAMIDORI TRIAL KAMIDORI TRIAL. Which blew my mind and got me fucking obsessed, you know, over a fucking trial. Yeah. I’m gonna slave over that trial like I slaved over VERITA’s trial (gunning both Celica and Ekria to Lv. 400 fuck yeah).

I’m going to come out with reviews for both Bloody Rondo and Damamuko, because they disappointed both me and my penis. Well, okay, Alice was delishuz and both she and Luna made my penis very, very happy, but that’s about it. Probably a review for Soukyuu no Soleil too, once I get around to finishing all the fucking routes and not just Odette’s. The sight of both Sol and Ryuhei (in a sense) just kinda blew me away, so I forgot to do that. Cause, you know…it’s fukken Sol. And Ryuhei. Fuck yeah. Soleil fans unite! I’m sure the entire two of us can have a super-awesome discussion over the entire series’ closure (or more like lack of it).

An impressions post is definitely gonna be up on Kamidori’s trial. Cause April 22 is just so fukken far away. While it is a (VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY) tiny glimpse as to Eushully’s new direction after the end of their Ikusa Megami series, the combination of lighthearted +very haremy action + more eroero themes definitely has me going ( ̄u ̄;) ハァハァゼェゼェ…I mean, O(≧▽≦)O ワーイ♪ Plus it never hurts to talk more about Eushully’s awesomeness! EUSHULLY BANZAI! That. and, you know. April 22 is so. Fucking. Far away.

The agony. Oh, the agony.

23 Responses to “The Point”

  1. Newprimus says:

    And I will do a review of Grisaia no Kajitsu which I’m playing now. Assuming I get around to it. Like Hemi. :p

    PS: Draculius pwns incredibly hard, Hemi is not exaggerating.

  2. Wrathkal says:

    I guess I’ll give Bloody Rondo a try after I clear Lovekami out of my backlog.

    So Damamuko wasn’t that great? How’s the comedy compared to Yunibaru, Hemi?

  3. Zakarum says:

    Pro-tip: Ikusa Megami series is not over.

  4. warum says:

    Thinking of resuming my playthrough of Soukyuu no Soliel simply for Sol’s appearance. The one gripe that I had with Soukyuu no Soliel is that the SLG part doesn’t quite appeal to me, probably due to the lack of complexity and strategic values. For the record I liked the card game in Gouen(spelling?) quite abit due to the customizable aspect and that was a simple SLG element.

    Looking forward to Newprimus’ review of Grisaia and ofcourse 4/22/11 ;).

    PS: Harem-y action and eroero? Kamidori Trial is all about the ichaicha with レグナー senpai! (`・ω・´)v.

  5. redhell says:

    By draculius here do you mean the one narg reviewed?The one dated 2007?

  6. Wrathkal says:

    I’m enjoying Asakura Yuu’s voice acting very, very much right now.

  7. Newprimus says:

    You NEED to play Prism Ark. It’s my most favorite eroge. Period.

    Now I told everyone I’d do a review of Grisaia no Kajitsu but this game is looooooong. It’s got so much filler that it takes ages to get to the plotty bits. But it’s still enjoyable because the characters are PERFECT. Their personalities and interactions are so funny and feel so genuine. The entire lengthy common route is pretty much filler material but it’s still lovable because the awesome characters carried it and the whole game on their own. If I had a game that was nonstop random everyday encounters with the cast I would play it all day. They’re that good.

    So instead I’m playing Onigokko now, which is far less filler and more plotty. I’m on Akari’s route now and I just want to tell Hemi that it’s like an escalating HNNNNNNNG train. First you’ve got HNNNNNNNG blushing. Then HNNNNNNNG dakko. Then HNNNNNNNG kiss. And then HNNNNNNNG deep kiss. Followed by an entire night of HNNNNNNNG deep kissing. Then suddenly HNNNNNNNG dry-humping plus deep kisses. For the whole night. Rinse and repeat for at least one more night. Then HNNNNNNNG first sex. Rinse and repeat at least once. Then HNNNNNNNG S&M play immediately followed by HNNNNNNNG piston fuck. And finally we reach HNNNNNNNG HOLYCRAPJACKHAMMER DOGGY-FUCK her brains out in waitress uniform at her workplace for almost the whole night. Times 2. Oni-gokko becomes Oni-gangan. I think Hemi will like that route.

  8. Wrathkal says:

    IT’S FUCKING OUT! GET IT AND PLAY!

    Sadly, I have another 2 weeks plus to go.

  9. Newprimus says:

    It is indeed out. Now we’re definitely not gonna hear from Hemi for a year or something.

  10. Hemisphere says:

    I should get a post up about this game soon, ffs.

  11. Newprimus says:

    For myself I managed to tear my free time away from Dragon Age 2, Killzone 3 and such and finally finish Akari’s route in Onigokko. One down, three more to go. But DAMN it’s refreshing to play a game that’s satisfying throughout its entire length. Newcomers might not think so but most eroges do not sustain their momentum to the ending.

  12. Hemisphere says:

    YEAH, WHEN WE GET AROUND TO IT!

    And Draculius just blew my shit away. Like, whoa.

  13. Hemisphere says:

    Comedy? What comedy? Any comedy Damamuko has in it is a LIE. Yunibaru wins with the comedy, hands down.

  14. Wrathkal says:

    Mmm, fine. I’ll put it in my backlog. But what was in it, actually? Haremettes at each others’ throats?

  15. Hemisphere says:

    The routes mirror each other, and the story developments are kinda eh.

  16. Hemisphere says:

    That’s the common gripe with the SLG element; that’s also my issue with it. Hence why my raving with Soukyuu is ALL about Sol and Ryuhei, lol.

    Reguna…barf. YUERA4LYF!

  17. Hemisphere says:

    Yes, the very same.

  18. Hemisphere says:

    Wasn’t it slated for just 6 titles? :o

  19. Hemisphere says:

    Enjoy! Her memorable role for me was Sister Hell.

  20. Jinnistacia says:

    mm? I’ve wanted to play Prism Ark, but it crushes my antiquated box. Hopefully, I’ll be able to build another one …by year’s end.

    –Jin

  21. Algester says:

    Damamuko was more like a chara-ge BUT DAT IMOUTO!

  22. Hemisphere says:

    That, sir, sounds MUCH appealing.

  23. Hemisphere says:

    Seconded. Most just stumble along their way to the ending.

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