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By Hemisphere, 25 January, 2010 7:28 PM

Before anything else, I’d like to say thanks to everyone who reads up on this site for their daily fapping! Just hit 500k+ views around last year, and while the hits don’t matter that much to me, it shows that there’s a lot of interest out there for handy porn to fap over eroge, enough to warrant that much views. So I’d like to personally thank all of you for checking out this blog! GO EROGE, GO DELISHUZ BISHOUJOS~

Okay, shitty thanks aside, back to business. What better way to show my appreciation than to give you all more stuff to fap over, then look up and play! At least, I HOPE you guys take time to play some of the titles I ramble talk about…if you don’t, too bad, because I recommend these titles for those who are looking for some hilarity in their heavy heapings of ecchi!

All three titles I’ll be talking about are SQUEEZ’s, which is a good thing for those who haven’t played any of their titles. You can pick which you want and then play it! First is Honoo no Haramase Doukyuusei. If you’ve seen the Honoo no Haramase Tenkousei eroanime, then you might already have an inkling of what Doukyuusei’s about. The two are loosely related thanks to the male leads being cousins, but whatever, they play out pretty similar. In Doukyuusei, your goal is to get all 20 classmates in 40 days. You can meet a total of four girls per day and you have to pick the girl out from the map, and each girl has a certain number of hearts, with their last two hearts serving as the trigger for some classmate fuckans. Once you get in there and start some delishuz classmate fuckans, you can choose between three options: pump her full of semen to have her get pregnant, fulfill your nakadashi urges and just pump her full of semen (without the conception), or just have a one-man bukkake fest.

You also have some other tools at your disposal to help make the bishoujo capturing easier, such as the oppai analyzer and your handy dandy notebook, both of which give you information on what these ladies are weak to and what their schedules are. I just ended up laughing at all of the descriptions of their titties in the end, though.

I used the ojousama for example because…as Zakarum said, “ojousamas = best”, aaaaaaaand I’m inclined to agree with him.

20 classmates in 40 days, and full hard fuckans to get that long-elusive harem end! CAN YOU DO IT? WILL YOU TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE?!

Second title is Doppuri Nakadashi Gakuen Sensou, and yes, it’s as ridiculous as the title claims. In this one, a freak accident turns your shy, timid lead into a lustful beast with no inhibitions about building his own harem, whether it be a harem of teachers, student council, or both! You’ve got three weeks to “convince” these luscious ladies to join you in order to build up your own harem, and unlike Honoo no Haramase Doukyuusei, this one is more forward with its selection. No more face icons on the map: just pick which you want and then do it!

Doppuri Nakadashi Gakuen Sensou uses a “level” system for determining your nakadashi and sotodashi abilities. If you level up enough, you get to be able to increase the power of your nakadashis and sotodashis, with the highest level being level infinity! Plus, you get to unlock more chain combos for your nakadashis!

For these two games, it’s not just the reckless, wild, crazy, unadulterated bishoujo fuckans that makes both of them REALLY FUN to play, it’s also the wacky humor and craziness of it all! SQUEEZ knows just exactly how to pull off humor nicely: insert tons of hilarious, ridiculous shit, parodize the entire concept, have the characters behave in absurdly ridiculous manners, never have the game try to take itself seriously, and NEVER LOOK BACK. The result? Wildly crazy hilarious shit with good bishoujo fuckans mixed in. An ojousama who uses an ICBM in a fireworks display? Another trigger-crazy ojousama? A student council president clad in full armor with a mixed-up voice whose very appearance strikes fear (and dry ice)? And that’s barely the tip of the iceberg!

Now, the next one isn’t as batshit crazy nor hilarious as the previous two, mostly because it’s a stripped-down version of both of them. In Moshimo Konna Shopping Mall ga Attara (FUCK THATS A LONG NAME), you get to pick from 50 stores, all of which will reward you a stamp after you “patronize” their business and by patronize I mean hard, rough fuckans enough to make these ladies weep and thank their stars for being born to receive such sweet sweet fuckans. Every 5 stamp nets you an event with the twins in the Information Center, who have such hilarious exchanges that it’s always a pleasure to visit em. Miru and Kazane did a fine job voice acting the twins!

No time limit, it’s just pick your department, pick your shop, then pick your ejaculation method. It’s pretty plain when compared to the previous titles, and while it does have some humor in it, it’s just not as wacky and hilarious as Doukyuusei’s or Doppuri’s.

These titles were my first from SQUEEZ, and if these are any indication, I’d say that they’ve got a real good job going on with the way they handle humor and sex. If you need something hilarious AND hot to keep you occupied and entertained, you might want to check these out!