Alright, let’s get this show on the road! It’s definitely been a while. Everyone might be busy playing Baldr Sky Dive 2 as of the moment, but not me seeing as I still need to free up fuckton of disk space orz!
I tried out the trial for Moonstone Cherry’s Ichapuri!, which is slated to be released this Dec. 18, just recently, even though it’s been out for a while now. The premise? You’re a dude from this exclusively rich family, only your dad lucked out and fucked up with the family company so he gets expelled, along with you and your sister. The trial starts off with Kagurazaka Masaki, the dude you’re playing as, getting kidnapped only to be brought before your grandfather, who explains in a nutshell that he wants you to marry one of your cousins in order to propagate the family line. There’s some strings attached to it, like your mother remarrying your father in order to get him back in the family so you can be in the family’s good graces despite the objection of some people, but hey. When you’ve got cousins like these…
Mmmmmm…must propagate the family line, eh? Consider my curiosity and my boner piqued! COME ‘ERE COUSINS, SUM DELISHUZ LOVIN AWAITS YA-
After finishing the trial, I was fairly amused. I think this is Moonstone’s way of unwinding and just coming out with a game that they’re not trying to take too seriously – as evident with the self-effacing references, in-jokes and gags that abound. It’s not Osananajimi wa Daitouryou-levels of parody and insanity, but it’s still hilarious. It’s like, after coming out with titles such as Gift and MajiSuki, Moonstone took a step back and went “Okay you guys, FUCK IT! I’m tired of making too much serious shit, it’s time to take a step back and come up with something lighthearted and fairly amusing, but will still sell good! So let’s come up with a somewhat plausible story that’ll allow for tons of ichaicha to happen!” And thus Ichapuri! was conceived.
Plus, you’ve got a lead who’s totally sold to the idea of doing tons of delishuz fuckings with his cousins – well, actually, not just his cousins, but females in general. Now there’s a totally honest dude! The whole “rich people living in a grand tower” thing reminds me of Ar tonelico for some reason, though…anyways, here’s some sample CGs from the trial itself!
While the other pics below are from the site itself.
Definitely looking out for this come Dec. 18.
For the other titles that I’m looking forward too, they’re different from the other titles in my list because they have gameplay incorporated in them! That’s talking about Xuse’ Seirei Tenshou and Softhouse Chara’s Shinobi Ryuu, both also coming out on the 18th. Shinobi Ryuu’s, trial is out for download though I haven’t grabbed it myself thanks to friggin’ ECO and delishuz lolis, but it’s safe to say that if you’ve played Suzukuri Dragon, Ouzoku and Wizard’s Climber then Shinobi Ryuu might just be up your alley. For Seirei Tenshou, Xuse has a trailer movie up for download as well as some CGs up. Dibs on the White and Blue Spirits (cause I know Newprimus has a thing for the Black Spirit)! The move to produce Seirei Tenshou reminds me too much of Xuse’s similar strategy with Supitan – release an afterstory involving all the subcharacter Spirits with a drastically new system in place for gameplay. In Supitan it was a radicalized RPG system, now in SeiTen it’s an STG!
So that makes Shinobi Ryuu, Seirei Tenshou and Baldr Sky Dive 2 as eroges that are guaranteed to take up the month of December with gameplay…and then there’s the Grindans Tenkuu no Yumina fandisk in January (you can grab the trial from here)! FUCK!
Then on to the games I’ve dabbled a bit in. They’ve been out for a while now, but still worth looking into if you’re into these things!
First is G.J?’s Hime to Boin. This is my first foray into G.J?’s titles, and I have to say that it’s worth looking into! The premise is that you’re some dude who gets abducted by a maid and taken to another world through your goddamn closet, where you are to act as a replacement prince. The maid decided to kidnap you and use you as the replacement prince because you were the only one who closely resembled the prince. As to where the original prince is, well, he’s sealed behind a magic mirror for being too – well, think of Rance, only much worse. That should give you an idea of just how bad this prince was.
Of course, the maid didn’t kidnap you and plan for you to act as the prince’s replacement for no reason! No, sirree. You are to choose from six princesses who have been sent out of “goodwill” to your kingdom, which means you can do anything you please with them. Since no one else knows that the prince has been sealed away aside from the maid and the king, the other kingdoms sent these princesses to act on their behalf…so the prince doesn’t fuck them over real bad once he becomes king, if some of his antics made it clear.
Playing this one just to find out what the hell that crazy prince did to get him sealed away is part of the reason why you should play this game. The other reasons would be the gorgeous art and the pretty ladies, which should come as natural! It’s fairly hilarious, too, and you’ve got at least one or two animated ichaicha scenes with every heroine.
It’s not humiliation or training, so if you’re thinking that Hime to Boin is that sort of title, then you’re mistaken. It does have good ichaicha with nice sprinklings of humor, and I’ve found myself enjoying the time I spent playing it (didn’t progress far though). Plus, the princess are pretty awesome, as they;ve all got their archetypal quirks. There’s the tsundere with a strong inferiority complex regarding her boobs, the dojikko princess who wants to try her best to please, the outwardly curious princess who wants to know all there is to know about sex (and consequently try out all there is to know), etc. Just hilarious…and it makes for varied H scenes with each princess, which is an added bonus!
Next is Mikodashi, a title by Chain Reaction…which is a doujin company. For a doujin game it’s very good! It’s so good, in fact, that C:drive took that and two other titles by said company and released them in a pack, because they’re more popular than C:drive’s Stella Eques series…which made me laugh.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that mikodashi involves fucking. A lot of fucking. With mikos. Yep. You’re basically to choose between two mikos, as they vie for your penis compete to achieve a ritual that’s rooted in the folklore of their village. Said ritual is achieved via fucking and then ejaculating inside the miko tons of sperm…hey, it makes for a good excuse to fuck ‘em high and dry, I guess! It really doesn’t get any simpler than that, so don’t think that it will.
So you are basically asked, during certain intervals in the game, who to do and what to do with that miko. Scenes involving a heroine will pop up after these intervals, showing you which miko has the highest affection with you and which ending you’re possibly heading towards.
Funny thing was when I took a look at this title via Chain Reaction’s website at first, I was all hyped up and eager to play this one thanks to the loli miko being voiced by Aoba Ringo…since Ringo does tsundere tsurupettan lolis so well, haha. Yes, I still cannot get over her voicing of Shirogane no Soleil’s Sol Valkyr and Chouko Sennin Haruka’s Shihoudo Narika, among her other roles which left that deep an impression on me. But once I started playing it, I actually ended up liking the osananajimi miko Haruna much more! HNGH! There’s just something in Haruna’s character that takes you by surprise beneath that meek and docile exterior, and once she brings it out, BAM! Consider yourself going “Haruna moe~”, cause I know I did. The catfights between the two mikos can be pretty funny, as well as some pre-H scene dialogues. The two mikos are adorable enough, what with their own personality quirks, but really, Haruna > that loli miko. By a mile. I’m sorry, but even Ringo-tan can’t overcome Haruna moe. It’s just…;_;
If you’re after some moelishuz miko loving, then you might wanna give Mikodashi a try!
Last is a title that, I swear, was purely meant to satisfy my goddamn fetish for bishoujos with big, bad weapons. MBS Truth -Deep Blue-’s Valkyrie Choukyuu, involves 10 utterly delicious Valkyrie sisters, all with various weapons, clad in armors that, while Valkyrie-inspired, also emphasize their luscious curves and bodies more. Yeah, I think this was totally made for me – which explains why I grabbed it the moment it came out, hahaha.
Just lookie dat! DELISHUZ, really!
The gist of Valkyrie Choukyuu is that you’re Grim, a Valkyrie who was born a man – which was never meant to be, as it was an ill-fated omen. So you were banished off to Midgard, and down there you befriended a human girl. One time while practicing the magic used to switch bodies, a Valkyrie who was sent down to Midgard killed your friend as said Valkyrie assumed that it was you, not knowing that you were actually using her body while it was your friend in your body. The Valkyrie then detects another Valkyrie in the presence – which turns out to be you, Grim, only you’re in a female body now. Confused, she takes you back to Valhalla where you are raised to be a Valkyrie, with the memory of this tragedy sealed away, and you now go by the name of Grimgerde.
All seems well, until the latest attack from Fenrir rattles some memories within Grimgerde, and with a little help from Siegrune, you get your memory and consequently your ability to change back into your male body…don’t ask how that became possible because I sure as hell forgot. So now you’ve got two options: take your revenge on Valhalla and fulfill this “omen” that you were supposed to carry out, or let Fenrir do it for you by capturing your sisters and humiliating them the best way they know how – and the game prompts you with these options before every chapter, so don’t worry about missing either of the two.
The thing is that each of the Valkyrie sisters carry a “key” inside each of them, which can only be resonated to via fucking the sweet living bejeezus out of them. So you can fuck the living bejeezus out of them as Grim and take over Valhalla, or let Fenrir fuck the living bejeezus out of your sisters, only as Grimgerde you might get dragged into the whole “LET’S TAKE OVER VALHALLA AND RAPE THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM VALKYRIES!” plan that Fenrir espouses so wholeheartedly.
Now this one involves humiliation and training, whether it be done from the perspective of Grim or of Fenrir. Humor takes a backseat in this one…unless you count how retarded Fenrir can get. The game even gives you the option to shave the pubes of each heroine during their initial H scenes, which I found hilarious.
While it has tons of nice H scenes, the expositions during battle scenes were quite meh. It’s just the same old generic enemy sprites being cut down by the same effects and howling the same howl over and over again, and if you keep choosing Grim’s scenes, Fenrir is just one hilariously horny idiot crew. I was expecting some nice fighting thanks to all these bishoujo Valkyries outfitted with weapons, but ah well…real good H scenes though!
And if you’re interested, it’s going to have an eroanime as well, by PoRo. From the looks of it, it’s going to involve four out of the ten sisters…which isn’t bad! Gerhilde looks way younger than she should from the preview pics, but hey, it’s all good. Color me excited for this one, as even though I’m not too into eroanime, delishuz Valkyries are too difficult to resist!
Goddamn I think that’s the most number of images I’ve made in a single post. Not that I’m sure, but whatever…I owe you guys a lot for being inactive for this long! Don’t hesitate to get my attention or something when you see me in ID ECO! If you see the ring name Revelations and some name in katakana, that’s most likely me, hahaha.
Welp, I’m off! Torn between continuing with one of the three aforementioned eroge, or going with Container 5 hunting in ECO…let the devil decide on that one!